You're not going to let your injury weaken your image, so why let it weaken your body? Time to hit the gym, gimpers.
Yes, I said the gym! You may not be able to get on the treadmill or the elliptical, but there's no excuse not to work your abs, glutes, and upper body... Seriously. Besides, how big of a boss do you look like rolling in the gym like "I got this" when you're obviously disabled. The other patrons will probably look at you disbelievingly, but then you'll just show them up by pumping some serious iron.
GTC. Gym, Tan, Crutch.